At Least You're Cool On The Internet Patch
AT LEAST YOU'RE COOL ON THE INTERNET
White and black embroidered patch sums up modern social currency pretty well. Perfect for someone who could use some help transitioning into being a nice, cool, functioning member of offline society.
Measures 3"x 2" with a glue back to iron-on, or you could stitch it on if you have the time and patience for that.